So the Juno’s have come to Saskatoon and we all know what that means, there are going to be celebrities EVERYWHERE.  My girlfriend confides in me that if some big name celebrity hit on her she might have to seize the opportunity if for no other reason than to brag to her friends she assures me. We promptly get in a fight centering mostly on my thoughts on monogamy. I am most definitely not impressed with her star-ambitions, so to see where she's going with this thought I immediately demand a restriction of 5 celebrities to be made in advance.  So here is her list.

I immediately realize that her list is aiming to high ie: no fucking chance.  I mean I would sleep with Brad Pitt if I had a chance.  I severely doubt any of the people on her list have been or ever will be in Saskatoon.  And I'm still pissed that my girlfriend thinks that because a guy played a nice guy in a movie once that he is actually a nice guy. So I do some hard thinking (and Googling) before constructing my list. Now, I recognize I am a good-looking man, but let’s face it I’m never gonna have a shot at meeting, let alone nailing, Nelly Furtado.  So here now is MY google inspired list:

So after sneaking into the MTV party, I take a look and I'm 4 out of my 5 are in attendance. My girlfriend is not impressed as I unfold my list and beginning pointing people out. At one point my girlfriend pleads to make our lists interchangeable when the guy from Moxy Fruvous is getting handsy.  I look her square in the eye and say “you made your choice, now either join me and Sarah in the bathroom or go home and watch a Brad Pitt movie”. Long story short it pays to think ahead.